To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,
I’m glad you’re happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:
I do not want to have a beer with you.
I do not want to have a nude sleepover.
I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.
I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.
And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.
Sincerely,
Magnolia Allen
P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during
intimate moments. How is that even a thing?
P. P. S. Also, you will never find me standing naked in your living room ever
again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.
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Read the book, loved it. Watched the trailer, loved it too!
Oh My Gosh !!!!
I absolutely love this.
I LOVE Andrew ,he is so Gorgeous its unbelievable.
I loved and shared this on Facebook, its so good.
Congratulations Happy Release day xxxxx xxx
This trailer!!!! How great that Andrew did this!! I loved the book!!