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To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five ARC Giveaway & New Teaser!

March 22, 2020 //  by JSCooper//  66 Comments

Do you want to receive an ARC of To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five? This hilarious, laugh out loud funny romcom is out on March 30th!

Preorder now on: Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, iBooks, and Nook.

New Teaser

Note #1

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

Lunch was fun. Your friend is cute. I enjoyed the dim sum, but would have enjoyed you more.

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Note #2

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

So are we ever going to talk about our past or is that to remain hidden in the lake, like a dead body in a Lifetime movie?

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Note #3

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

Did you get a boob job or are those natural? I can do a feel test and let you know what I think if you’re up for it.

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Note #4

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

I’m UP for it.

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Note #5

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

I’m very UP for it. If you know what I mean?

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Note #6

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

I hope your first day is going better. If you need a new job, let me know. I know someone that’s hiring. And you can work from home and in bed. My bed. 

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Note #7

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

I had a dream last night. It involved you bouncing up and down. I’m sure you can guess what you were bouncing on.

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

P. S. No, it wasn’t a bouncy castle

Note #8

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

Can I get your phone number? This way we can save the environment. I can text instead of using paper. I can even include photos then.

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Note #9

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

If you want to come over for dinner tonight, let me know. I can be your dessert. I’ve been told I’m very sweet.

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Note #10

To My Cute Neighbor in #4,

Do you consider eight inches big or massive? Trying to decide how to describe my cock on a dating app. 😛

Your hunky neighbor in #5, Jagger

Preorder now on: Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, iBooks, and Nook.

Enter the ARC Giveaway below by doing some or all of the following:

  1. Follow me on Amazon here!
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  3. Add the book on Goodreads here!
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Then leave a comment below letting me know what you thought of the teaser to enter. Don’t forget to click the box to notify you when new posts are made! 🙂

Good luck,

Jaimie

XOXO

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Comments

  1. Jessica guard

    March 22, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Omg this stuff is hilarious

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    • Kristie L

      March 23, 2020 at 1:15 am

      OMG, this sounds so cheeky and fun! I can’t wait for this one! Jagger is swoon worthy already and I haven’t even met him!

      Reply
      • Christi

        March 29, 2020 at 8:49 pm

        OMG!!! I am sooooo ready to read this book!! The teasers for this book are sweet torture and I can not wait for the release!!! 📚😍😉

        Reply
  2. Kimberly K Lawson

    March 22, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Tooooo funny, can’t wait ❤️❤️

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  3. Lisa Wootton

    March 22, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    I am already following you. Added to TBR. Thanks for the chance

    Reply
  4. Cheralyn Quinn

    March 22, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Lmao I have to read this book. Why don’t I have a neighbor like this point !!!

    Reply
    • Tammy H

      March 25, 2020 at 12:57 pm

      I can’t wait to read it!

      Reply
  5. Kristina

    March 22, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    Can’t wait to read this!

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    • Janet Sweeney-Hammons

      March 22, 2020 at 5:35 pm

      Love it! Can’t wait for this

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  6. Dee

    March 22, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Sounds like a funny book and I can’t wait to read it.

    Reply
  7. jenny b

    March 22, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    All are done <3

    Reply
  8. Janelle jackson

    March 22, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Love the teaser can’t wait to read this book

    Reply
  9. bn100

    March 22, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Followed on Amazon
    Followed on Bookbub
    Added on Goodreads

    Reply
  10. Ruth L McDonnell

    March 22, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    That was too funny! Cannot wait to read!

    Reply
  11. Lisa

    March 22, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Can’t wait to read this! Teasers are great!!

    Reply
  12. Christine Blood

    March 22, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Sounds Great!! Looking forward to reading!

    Reply
  13. Ruth Krauszer

    March 22, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    I can not wait to read this book. I am so excited.

    Reply
  14. Arline Daniels

    March 22, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Would love the ARC

    Reply
  15. Marsha Bachmeier

    March 22, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    Love it. I could just picture her reading those notes! 🙂

    Reply
  16. Erin McLean

    March 22, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Done. Fingers crossed I win!

    Reply
  17. Ashley

    March 22, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Cannot wait to read this book!! 😍😍😍😍

    Reply
  18. Fiona

    March 22, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    This is too funny! Can’t wait to read the book

    Reply
  19. Linda Rea

    March 22, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    Magnolia and Jagger have chemistry off the charts and they haven’t gotten together yet

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    • Tenisha Boyd

      March 22, 2020 at 7:02 pm

      Too funny, ready to read it all.

      Reply
  20. Carly

    March 22, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Following!
    Just what I need! Can not wait to read!

    Reply
  21. sarah freilinger

    March 22, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    I am not wait!!!

    Reply
  22. Michelle Cook

    March 22, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    I can’t wait to read this. Hilarious notes. Should be another great read from you.

    Reply
  23. Katie

    March 22, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    😂😂 I love the banter back and fourth in all of the teasers before, has she started to ignore him lol?! Looks like he isn’t giving up though!😉

    Reply
  24. Marcie L.

    March 22, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    This sound so good and funny! Hopefully I win 🙂

    Thanks so much for the chance!

    Reply
  25. Lan

    March 22, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Now this is funny. Definitely interested in reading more

    Reply
  26. Marcia Tracy

    March 22, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    I cannot wait to read this!

    Reply
  27. Naomi Azopardi

    March 22, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    All done. Would love to read it. It looks amazing. Could really do with something to make me smile x

    Reply
  28. Linda Jones

    March 22, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    Can’t wait!

    Reply
  29. Rachel Faria

    March 22, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    Love your books! And I love the teasers that were sent out in your emails! This one sounds like another book that’ll be added to my “Go To Reads” list. I’m on pins and needles waiting for the whole book to read!

    Reply
  30. Ruth

    March 22, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Can’t wait to read this. It sounds like just what we need right now 🤞🏻🤞🏻

    Reply
  31. Mary k

    March 22, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Done can’t wait! Love a good laugh!

    Reply
  32. Stacy sivak

    March 22, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    Another amazing story from you I can’t wait to read!!! With our current situation I am reading more than ever and thus book is a must read!!

    Reply
  33. Stacy S

    March 22, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    Another amazing story from you I can’t wait to read!!! With our current situation I am reading more than ever and thus book is a must read!!

    Reply
  34. Karina

    March 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    I would love an ARC of your book. Completed steps above. The teaser with the notes was great. Can’t wait to read this book.

    Reply
  35. pamela kras

    March 22, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    I really enjoyed reading the teasers can’t wait to read the rest

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  36. Susan Massey

    March 22, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Done thank you so much for the opportunity!

    Reply
  37. Gemma Honeyman

    March 22, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    Loved it! This is hilarious 😂 can’t wait to read it!

    Reply
  38. Crystal

    March 22, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    This sounds so funny, I would love a chance to read a arc of it!

    Reply
  39. Lura

    March 22, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    Sounds hilarious. Looking forward to reading it!

    Reply
  40. Patricia Wong

    March 22, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Can’t wait to read. Added to my TBR list for Goodreads.

    Reply
  41. Rose Young

    March 23, 2020 at 12:01 am

    I want to read this so bad now! The teaser is too much of a tease!

    Reply
  42. Cassandra

    March 23, 2020 at 12:12 am

    I can’t wait to read this book! Loved the notes that he left on the door!

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  43. michealeen

    March 23, 2020 at 12:56 am

    Funny!!!! I’m excited to read the rest of the book 😉

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  44. Dawn Schugel

    March 23, 2020 at 1:23 am

    These notes are just too much!

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  45. Cat Wright

    March 23, 2020 at 1:51 am

    Oh my gosh this is phenomenal
    I absolutely love it
    Cannot wait to read this book xx

    Reply
  46. Pam Conway

    March 23, 2020 at 4:22 am

    Sounds too funny!! Following you on Amazon & BookBub. On my tbr. Thanks for the chance!!

    Reply
  47. Christina

    March 23, 2020 at 5:22 am

    OMG I can’t wait to read these. I wish I had neighbors like these.

    Reply
  48. Brandy

    March 23, 2020 at 5:40 am

    I’m absolutely can not wait! I actually wish I didn’t read it because I don’t do patience very well lol now I’m so excited and it I have to wait😍 really,its attention grabbing and I didn’t look up once till I got done.💞

    Reply
  49. Canna Erbes

    March 23, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    Sounds like a funny story! Can’t wait to read!

    Reply
  50. Susan Massey

    March 23, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    All done 🙂 I can’t wait to read this book! It sounds amazing!!

    Reply
  51. Michelle

    March 23, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Can’t wait to read this book! Teasers are great!

    Reply
  52. Jillian Martinez

    March 23, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    So excited to read the book!! The teaser is amazing!!

    Reply
  53. Jenn chadwick

    March 23, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    I think it’s hilarious and love the way it’s written! Can’t wait to get my greedy little hands on it!

    Reply
  54. Carrie

    March 23, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    Sounds like a fun read!

    Reply
  55. Elise Nicole

    March 23, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    Love the teaser. Can’t wait to read. Would love to be a beta reader for the book or get the arc.

    Reply
  56. Susan

    March 23, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    Following on all thanks for the. Chance sounds so good.

    Reply
  57. Nancy

    March 23, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    Following on all and on my TBR list😍😍😍😍👍👍👍👍👍💙💙💙💙💞😻😻😻😻😻😻

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    • Christi

      March 29, 2020 at 8:39 pm

      OMG!!! I am soooooo ready for this to come out. I feel like these book teasers are sweet torture and I can’t wait for the release!!! 📚😍😉

      Reply
  58. Brittney

    March 23, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    I laughed so hard I snorted water up my nose.. holy crap lmao!!!

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    • Patricia Cookson

      March 23, 2020 at 11:13 pm

      😍😂 now I can’t wait for the book to come out!! The teaser is way too funny!!!

      Reply
  59. Lisa

    March 24, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    I cannot wait to read this book!
    Following/added to TBR

    Reply

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