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Final Teaser from To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five & A Giveaway!

March 29, 2020 //  by JSCooper

Preorder on Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon AU, Amazon CA, iBooks, Nook.

To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,

I was watching a show last week that I think you should check out. It’s called my 600-lb life. I think you know why I’m recommending it. 

Your Neighbor in Apartment Four

P.S. No I will not help you clean your ass. Not even if you pay me a million dollars.

To My Neighbor in Apartment Four,

Funny you should send me that note today. I was watching tv myself. Well, I guess Pornhub isn’t exactly TV, but I was watching this ‘film’ called, Dirty Neighbors. I was thinking perhaps we could make our own version. Would you prefer to be girl that slips into the wrong bed or girl that slips into the wrong shower? The rest of the slipping you can leave up to me.

Your 200lbs of muscle hunky neighbor, Jagger

P.S. I will help you clean your ass for free. Call me.

To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,

I had an idea. How about I be the neighbor that moves out as soon as you move in? Try not to slip on your ego as you move about. I have a feeling your head is going to hurt when you fall.

Your Neighbor in Apartment Four

P.S. No thanks. I don’t have a phone.

To the Girl with the Cute Ass in Apartment Four,

I can buy you a phone? Shall we role-play lonely housewife and hot door to door salesman? Or would you rather me be a plumber? I do like to fix leaks. I’m told I have a great plug. 😉

If I fell, would you heal me back to health? I do have a thing for nurses. 

Your neighbor that’s falling for you, Jagger

P.S. I’m pretty proud of the “falling for you” – aren’t I smart?

To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,

Are you smart when compared to a First Grader? After careful thought and deliberation, I have to say no. Also, I have no interest in healing you back to health. I do know that pillows over the head work well though. I have no interest in you playing a salesman or plumber. Why don’t you try playing someone who has a clue?

Your Neighbor in Apartment Four

To The Sexy Nurse in Apartment Four,

Please hurry over soon. I have a fever and there’s only once cure. You on top of me…read into that what you will. Unless of course you prefer me on top or behind or wherever you want. I aim to please. In all ways. At all times. 

Your Feverish Neighbor, Jagger

P.S. I have a stethoscope if you need looking over.

To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,

Keep dreaming. I have no interest in being with an imbecile. I will never be on top of you, behind you, under you, or in front of you. I’d have more pleasure being whipped at an S&M club.

Your Neighbor in Apartment Four

P.S. That is not an invite

To The Kinky Girl in Apartment Four,

Yes, yes, yes. Let’s go. I can use a whip, my hand, a belt my tongue. Anything you want. We don’t even have to go to the club. My apartment works fine.

Your New Dominant Neighbor, Jagger

P.S. What do you think of the name Spank bank? Spank Club? Spank Ass?

To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,

Unfortunately your last note has been returned to you as spam. Do not message me again or I will report you to building management.

Your Neighbor in Apartment Four

P. S. If I was spanking you, I’d use a paddle. A very hard paddle.

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Comments

  1. Amber

    March 29, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    This sounds like so much fun to read!!! 🙂 Shared on Facebook. Thank you!!

  2. Sandra J. Stephens

    March 29, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    Can’t wait!!

  3. Lisa Wootton

    March 29, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    Excellent book. Love the fun chemistry these two share.

    • Katrina Dehart

      March 29, 2020 at 9:37 pm

      Sounds good!
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    • Carol Thomas

      April 19, 2020 at 8:50 am

      This books sounds delightful. I cany wait to read what other Shenanigans you come up with

  4. Rebecca Esparza

    March 29, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    This sounds hilarious! 😂
    Sharing on FB

  5. Jhune Harnanan-Dookie

    March 29, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Oooooh boy can’t wait to read this!!!!

  6. Tammy Henley

    March 29, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    It sounds so good!

  7. MJ Symmonds

    March 29, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    Shared on FB. Thanks so much for having Midnight Notes on this page. Have really wanted to read but couldn’t remember title or author.
    Thanks 😘

  8. Rosanna

    March 29, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    I’ve been reading your other books all week, I need this next book.

  9. bn100

    March 29, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    looks interesting

    • Gina Rennols

      March 30, 2020 at 2:24 am

      Wooohoooo!! I CAN NOT WAIT till tomorrow⏰❣🤤😜📖 🌡🔥 so excited ! This book will keep me busy while we are confined at home. Thanks ! P.S. my hubby is a contractor so I liked the sexy plumber idea 😉

  10. Jennifer Shiflett

    March 29, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    I absolutely love this! Cannot wait to read this book!

  11. Marcie L.

    March 30, 2020 at 12:20 am

    I can’t wait to read this book! Shared the link on my FaceBook page too.

  12. Denise Hawes

    March 30, 2020 at 12:22 am

    This made me laugh! I wish the book was out now cause it is gonna be good and funny! Also read about the boss, lol can not wait!

  13. Marcia Tracy

    March 30, 2020 at 3:50 am

    I cannot wait to get my hands on this book!!

  14. Pooja Patel

    April 6, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    OMG I HONESTLY LOVED THE BLURB OF THIS BOOK!!

  15. Pam Conway

    April 11, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Definitely want to read this book!!

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