To My Brother’s Cocky Best Friend

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To My Brother’s Cocky Best Friend Tyler Redwood,

You might be my brother’s best friend, but I find you to be insufferable, cocky, arrogant, immature, and totally annoying. You are not God’s gift to women and certainly not a gift to me. No, I don’t need you to wrap yourself in a bow. And even if you did, I would not be unwrapping it. I have no interest in seeing or touching your six pack and no, I don’t need you to teach me the hidden lessons of the Kama Sutra. Go and find another woman to bother and flirt with. I am not interested at all. Not even a little bit.


Olivia

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Olivia,


I have seven words for you. That’s not what you said last night.


Tyler